Attractions are the lifeblood of theme parks. We’ve took it upon ourselves to rank the attractions at each theme park, to check out all of the parks click here. In today’s post we’ll rank the attractions at the ever-changing Hollywood Studios. Before the rankings, let’s brush up on the rules.
Hollywood Studios has added Toy Story Land and Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge over the last few years. That has added three (soon to be four) attractions to DHS. While this doesn’t solve the park’s capacity problem or give guests enough to do for a full day there, it does add a few decent attractions to the park’s lineup.
Here’s a few rules for our list of attractions:
- No Meet & Greets. These are impossible to rank as each experience is unique. Also, I don’t particularly like them.
- No Live Shows. Nighttime shows are almost always better than rides, in my eyes. Also, big stage shows are impressive and don’t fit the profile of a typical ride. I will include 3D movies though. Basically you have to physically ride something or it has to be a show without live acting. The stuff in Toon Town that you can climb around on won’t be included here. It would have ranked pretty poorly, if you’re curious.
- These are all my opinion. Lou Mongello constantly says that “every attraction is someones favorite.” While that is corny and seems a little silly, I think the sentiment is mostly true. I can’t account for other people’s memories in these rankings and will try (probably unsuccessfully) to take some of the nostalgia out of my views of these attractions. You’ll likely disagree with these rankings. Please let me know what you disagree with in the comments.
Moving to Hollywood Studios means that this post will be much shorter than its predecessors. I’ve written plenty about Hollywood Studios being a park in disarray so there’s no need to rehash that here. The quality of the attractions isn’t disappointing, in fact there isn’t one bad attraction, there just simply needs to be about three times as many. Let’s get to the rankings!
8. Alien Swirling Saucers – Of all these attraction ranking posts, most have some pretty bad attractions in last place. Alien Swirling Saucers is not bad, it is actually very fun. The rest of the attractions on this list have a little more substance and are slightly more interesting than this one. Alien Swirling Saucers is for kids and does the job in that field, being a better than average flat ride. The queue is a little dry but has some fun props. While I wouldn’t wait here for more than half an hour, it’s an attraction that’s worth doing.
7. Walt Disney: One Man’s Dream – This is a quality attraction in the Animation Courtyard that pays tribute to Walt Disney. The walk through leading up to a short film is my favorite part of the attraction. In a way, this is a mini Walt Disney museum that showcases artifacts from the company’s history. The short film is pretty good as well and a bit of tear-jerker. I don’t think the attraction is out of this world but it’s quite good. Unfortunately, this doesn’t stay open very often as they do previews in this theater fairly often.
6. Muppet*Vision 3D – While slightly outdated, this is still a quality attraction. The pre-show is one of the funniest things in all of Walt Disney World. The actual movie is good, as well. The Muppet humor works well and it’s always fun to see Sweetums roaming around the theater. While I do think the film as a whole is in need of a refresh, this is somewhat of a special tribute to Jim Henson because this is the last thing he worked on.
6. Star Tours – The Adventure Continues – The last three were all pretty interchangeable, in my opinion, and I’d say the same for this one and the next two. I never loved Star Tours but once they added different scenes, I enjoy it more. The queue here is also pretty impressive with the AT-AT Walker and the Endor vibes. Overall, I find Star Tours (especially after the updates) to be a really good ride but not a great one.
5. Toy Story Mania – This is a really fun attraction but is it a really good attraction? I’m not sure. The concept of being toy size in the queue works pretty well and then the games are a blast. Sure, this is not much more than a glorified Wii game but you can interact with others in your party more than any other attraction at Disney Parks.
4. Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster – When viewed in isolation, Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster is really weird. A roller coaster featuring Aerosmith, a band that’s past its prime. Apologies to any Aerosmith fans out there… Still, with the theme of Hollywood there, the attractions story works pretty well. Getting to a concert via roller coaster while somewhat joking about LA traffic is funny, campy and a pretty good idea. This is a pretty fun and intense roller coaster but I do think that it’s a little too short and that keep this attraction away from greatness.
3. Slinky Dog Dash – Disney World’s newest coaster is surprisingly fun and is easily the best themed aspect of Toy Story Land. Depending on your age and who you are traveling with, this attraction will likely move up or down the list. The small height limit makes this far more family friendly than most attractions at this park and that’s a big reason this ranks so highly. Relative to Disney World’s other family coasters, Slinky Dog Dash is way more fun and a longer ride. While it might not be worth the wait times currently, Slinky Dog Dash is just plain fun.
2. Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run – Walt Disney World’s newest attraction is an incredible experience. From the queue all the way to the exit, guests take a tour through the iconic Millennium Falcon. The actual ride is really good but not perfect, a sort of Star Tours on steroids. The interactive element is fun but nothing outweighs the feeling of being on one of the most famous vehicles in film history.
1. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror – Even with some good attractions at Hollywood Studios, the Tower of Terror wins by a wide margin. A great story, a beautiful fit thematically, an inventive track system that stands the test of time and a thrill to boot. Tower of Terror is one of the best attractions in all of Walt Disney World and easily wins the honor of Hollywood Studios best attraction.
Hollywood Studios doesn’t have a bad attraction. Unfortunately, there’s only nine to judge and I expect a few of these to change over time. Still, the park has a good foundation of attractions to build on and, while it’s barely worth visiting as is, those attractions bode well for the future.
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